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Fast. Easy. Always Dirty.

The Fast & Dirty™ Dirty Martini Kit gives you everything you need to craft a perfectly balanced dirty martini in under a minute. Each single-serve kit is precisely portioned with premium vodka, dry vermouth, and a separate compartment containing premium olives and rich olive brine—delivering the same smooth, savory cocktail every time.

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What’s Inside

  • Premium Vodka

  • Dry Vermouth

  • Premium Olives

  • Signature Olive Brine

  • One perfectly measured serving

How It Works

  1. Open each compartment.

  2. Pour over ice.

  3. Shake or stir.

  4. Garnish with the included olives.

  5. Enjoy the perfect dirty martini.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Perfectly portioned every time

  • No wasted bottles or leftover vermouth

  • Premium ingredients

  • Travel-friendly design

  • Ready in under 60 seconds

  • Great for golf, boating, camping, hotels, tailgates, and gifting

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